It's a good thing fossils are mostly inflamable

The title is the third thing that flashed through my mind when I saw 3 fire trucks and an ambulance parked in front of my appartment building. The other things that I thought were:
1. Oh Sh*t! My appartment must be on fire!
2. And my hat is in there!
4. And never got insurance!
5. I wonder if it's my fault?
6. Oh, it's my neighbor's house that's on fire, not mine. Whew!