Just so you know. . .

Three Names You Go By:
1. Shaggy
2. Indy (as in Jones, not rock)
3. Hey you

Three screen names you have had:
1. CaliforniaWill
2. IndianaWill
3. Sexkitten69

Three things you like about yourself:
1. IQ
2. Cynicism
3. Inability to turn off 1 or 2

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. Introvery, hermitous tendencies
2. Pyromaniacal tendencies
3. the lonliness that comes with knowing that I'm better than anyone else

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Jewish (eastern europe somewhere)
2. Irish
3. French Canadian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. the idiocy of average people
2. stupid people in large numbers (Children fall in here or in #1)
3. being close to rapidly rotating firey spheres of death with blades coming out at odd angles of them.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW/ FAVORITE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING
1. light kahkis
2. brown fedora
3. lucky rocket ship underwear

FAVORITE SONGS/ BANDS
1. I listen to whatever corporate radio tells me to listen to.
2. three of the voices in my head got together and formed an acapella group and they're not bad.
3. Wagner, because it just makes you want to invade Poland.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO DO IN NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. so utterly warp someone's mind that their grey matter shoots out their ears like science fair volcanoes.
2. Conquer a country: either the USA or a small one somewhere in the tropics
3. develope super powers, then abuse them, possibly for #1 or 2

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is neither given nor necessary)
1. A nerd
2. Faithfulness
3. A willingness to partake in my penchant for the unspeakable.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. All of my plans for world domination start with conquering Australia
2. I'm not bitter at all
3. I know exactly what I'm doing with my life.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. skinny
2. naturally blond or latina
3. clear complexion

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOPPIES
1. fossil hunting
2. conversation (yes, it's a hobby)
3. Plotting world domination.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. sleep with someone
2. conqur Australia
3. learn the answer to the mystery of where Spark of Life lives.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING
1. Professor of Vertebrate Paleontology
2. Curator of Verytebrate Paleontology at a major museum
3. Supreme dictator of Earth

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Indonesia
2. Germany
3. Morocco

THREE KID'S NAMES
1. Mistake One
2. Error Two
3. William

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. finish writing one of my books
2. Stare doon an oncoming bullet train
3. Vanquish the very idea of god in the hearts and minds of every sentient being as part of world conquest

THREE PEOPLE THAT MUST TAKE THIS QUIZ OR BE THE FIRST TO BE QUASHED UNDER MY IRON FIST.
1. Spark of Life (that makes two votes now)
2. Naked drinking coffee
3. anyone else who happens to read this blog