Why do you drink coffee?

Because (choose all that apply):
you like the taste
you like the atmosphere of the cafe
you need to be alert or energetic
it makes you look cool/ sophisticated
the barista is cute
you’re trying to find the lethal dosage of caffeine
unlike soda/ pop, you can control the amount of sugar in it
it goes well with your cigarettes
you’re proving that it doesn’t stunt your growth
it’s faster than a real breakfast (or any solid food based meal)
heart murmurs are fun
its more socially acceptable to have at work than hard liquor
chicks dig guys who are high strung
you’ve always wondered what it would be like to piss 8 liters in 4 hours
holding in your lap while you drive adds ‘danger’ to your commute
it looks like you’ve been working harder if your cloths are coffee stained
if you don’t, somewhere, a ninja will turn a bunny inside out
you heard that free trade was a good thing but had no idea what it meant
a latte is cheaper than a line of cocaine

feel free to add more