The State of the Internet

It's happened, it's finally happened, I'm bored with the internet. That technological revolution that spawned so many horrible companies, banal blogs, and enough porn to cover the globe three feet thick with pictures of girls getting paid to look like they enjoy pussy, is old. That's right, I said that the internet is old. I don't even surf anymore, I don't even have a connection at home. I thought that it was a waste of money (I use computers on campus instead). I don't have favorites, I have links. If I could, this blog would be my home page. I just log in, check out my friends' blogs, the few others that you see listed under 'other links,' check my e-mail, see if Jon Stuart has anything to say, add a post, which almost never has anything to do with paleontology anymore, and call it a day. I can accomplish all of this in 30 minutes when I write a long post. That's it, shut 'er down, declare google the winner and go back to your normal lives people. There's nothing to see here. Not a novel expression in sight.