Craig Dylke

This weekend Craig Dylke, a friend of mine from my days in Drumheller came up from Calgary to visit sick relatives, but also made a distinct point of visiting myself and several other of his friends while here. I have to say, it was good to see him. In fact, I really don't know anywone else like him. We nerds need to cavort with a geek from time to time and Craig is just nerdy enough to be tolerable. And while he seems to have no problem attracting the ladies, he really needs to work on his self esteem and self image. Granted, it's hard to feel good about yourself when one of the ladies is someone who ways two hundred pounds more than he does, but hey, quadrapeds or land cetaceans as Craig calls them can be easily dealt with in three ways. 1) Intentionally don't hang out with them or with people who are likely to feel sorry for them and bring them along to social gatherings. 2) Clearly state to the person that you want nothing to do with them, being as harsh as possible so that they will inevitably go on an eating binge and crush their organs more, or 3) Buy alot of groceries then force feed the person until their stomach tears or the person chokes like in the movie "Seven."