The Revolt of Ron Cabana

The kidneys and stomach have had it, they quit
and this is what they loudly declared in a fit:
We're joining the liver in a revolution,
You just can't treat us this way without some retribution.
We don't mind that you drink, the extra work is okay,
But you must understand that we're long out of practice today.
For candy is dandy and liquor is quicker
Consume too much and you've never been sicker.
We might be persuaded to some day do one more bender,
But for now the policy is return to sender.