Even Mexico's sold out

Today I saw a visitor to the museum that was wearing a t-shirt that said "Hard Rock Cafe - Tijuana. What happened to the good old TJ of yore. When you could go there to buy weapons, drugs, alcohol all before your 21st birthday. The appeal of TJ was that you could go to some sleazy hole in the wall bar, pic up a cute chicana, promise to take her back to the USA then dump her and go back to your homeland after you were done with her. Or even better yet, pick up an american girl and giver her some disease or get her pregnant so that it'd be really funny when her family asks here what souvenirs she got south of the border. I tell you, the whole world's gradually selling out.