jokes

What do fat people do in the summer?

Stink


What is brown and white and has no mother?


Bambi!!!


Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,"Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?