The good thing about Kansas hating evolution

There's always a cynical way of turning even bad news into good news. The Kansas state school board decided that science = philosophy thereby allowing for the complete (and I hate to use the turm, but...) brainwashing of the children in its public schools. My solution for all of this is to let them go on hating evolution. I'll just go to people who live atop the fossil rich Niobrara chalk and offer to remove those pesky, hurtful fossils from their land so that they don't "damage" the fragile minds of their children. This will inevitably backfire, but at least I'll have a good laugh about it.