Like a water fight, only different

Have you ever wondered how much blood you could clean up with a roll of paper towels? If you aren't squeezing the towels out to re-use them, the answer is 115 ounces.

I'd be pretty pissed off if someone wasted this much virgin's blood, but there's not use crying over it . At least they had the sensibility to clean it up afterwards.
Seriously though, this is shockingly close to how I picture things going if ever all the regular bloggers in my side bar ever got together.

The above pictures are actually from a funny website where people test just how much use you can get out of products or if claims about portions are true.