He Says He's Not Dead!

I appologize for the lack of posts lately. I've been without internet service for a little while, but now I'm back and I should be posting a few wildly interesting posts to compensate for my absesnce. I think that a 3 page essay on the biological implications of the origin of various forms of patriotism should bring back a few readers. Or perhaps an investigative report on mustaches, the growing threat. Maybe even an expose on Snapple and the tin infused apples that are damaging teeth around the country. If you'd like to ready any of these posts, press 1 now. It won't do anything on my end, but hopefully you'll feel slightly empowered by it.